Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Open Letter To Those Beyond The Grave

Dear Ghosts, Souls, Spirits, Ghouls, Phantoms, and specifically John Wayne and Lizzie Borden:

If I may be so bold, I would like to request that several of you band together to stage a pistol-whipping of extra-special proportions. Please.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Invert "Searching For My Ouija Board Keychain" Girl

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