Thursday, January 27, 2005

The Boss On IKEA

Last weekend we had to return some shelving to IKEA. As The Boss was booting up the computer to check their return policy she stated:

"It'd be kind of crazy if IKEA required a receipt. I mean, it's not like you bought the Kerflerfendorfer somewhere else."

We are IKEA junkies. Our entertainment center, bedroom furniture, kitchen cabinets and other various things around the house are from IKEA. I think Sweden claims to be a neutral country in order to cover up their great plan, which is to take over the world by selling trendy furniture that packs flat enough to fit into a Festiva. Okay, maybe not that flat, but you can secure your table to the top of your Festiva with the provided string and cardboard roof racks. We resist the urge to follow people home just to see what falls off before they get ther.

Fun IKEA link: IKEA Walkthrough v2.3.1

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